A soft, sturdy tee that speaks with quiet confidence. Front text reads “NOT Single” in a bold, vintage stencil style, while the back settles into a cheeky whisper: “Nothing To See HERE.” Wear it to announce a low-key status update or to nudge a laugh across the room. The medium-weight cotton drapes casually, holds up to repeat wear, and keeps the message readable without shouting. Light heather tones and subtle flecking add lived-in charm, and details like a ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label keep it comfortable all day. This shirt fits into everyday moments—coffee runs, lazy weekends, and casual hangouts—where humor and a bit of subtext matter more than loud declarations.
Product features
– 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durability and comfort
– No side seams (tubular knit) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
– Direct-to-Garment and Direct-to-Film printing for crisp front/sleeve/inner neck graphics
– Ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label for lasting shape and comfort
– OEKO-TEX® certified; produced with ethically sourced US cotton and meets safety compliance standards
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
